Beard Quotes

Grow a beard. Then we’ll talk.

A beard is a gift you give your face.

I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.

“Shave off your beard and wear a dress
you would be a great female impersonator.” – Simon Cowell

“Some fathers teach their sons to shave
others teach them to be men.”

When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.

Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.

Sometimes I think about shaving, but then I think, ‘NAH. I like my legs the way they are’.

There’s a name for people without beards… WOMEN!

Some fathers teach their sons to shave.. others teach them to be men.

A man without beard is like lion without mane.”

“He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.”

“To be happy is to have a beard.”

“It’s not a beard, I’ve trained to sit very still. “

“Grow a beard. Then we’ll talk.”

“A beard is a gift you give your face.”

“I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.”